I just wrote an entire blog post and then erased it because it was lame and somewhat boring. A little sad to see an hours worth of work down the drain, but no one would have known what was going on anyway so it's just as well.
Instead, I will tell you four things you probably don't know about me:
1. I think I'm pretty good at hiding it, but I'm still terrified of the dark and probably will be my entire life
2. Two of my life goals are to a) be a hip hop dancer; b) be a pool shark. These are problematic because a) I have never taken a dance lesson in my life; b) I am so embarrassingly bad at pool that I rarely play