Me: [Writer], this is the way that you wanted those press releases, correct?
Writer: ooh, no, I wanted Tim's name before Dan's. Tim is the bigger star so he should be first
Me: Uhh, you told me last week that you wanted Dan first because he's more locally known
Writer: Right. But. I want to Tim to go first because he's more famous. That's how I always do it
**I interject here to tell you that while The Writer often tells me, "This is the way I always do it" it's usually in reference to things that The Writer, in fact, NEVER does. I do.
Me: Umm, actually, you've been having me do it the other way around. For, like, the last 3 months
Writer: Well, that's wrong. It should be the most famous person first, even if they're performing last. I don't know why I told you that (condescending voice indicates The Writer actually doesn't believe me. Since, I clearly am lying about the order I was told to put performers in on a press release.)
ME: So. . .I should switch this around
Writer: Yes. Wait. .. what did I say??
Ahh Monday. I'm glad you're almost over.
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Here are three Monday thoughts:
3. I really want to go here, like, NOW
(Milos, Greece)
2. Miley Cyrus is talking on TV right now, and I can't get over the fact that she sounds like a man.
1. I get she's a pop star, but I really don't understand why people think Lady Gaga is hot. Check out her Cosmo expo. . . What do you all think? Hot or not?
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